NDSYWW Part Deux – No Take Your Gift Back

Okay if you did not just read my previous post then

NDSYWW  (Never Date Someone You Work With) Part Deux

Sometimes when you are writing and things pop into your head you just write and do not even think. Well yea thats why there is a “Part Deux”

The really stupid thing is this one is the funniest and the most embarrassing one about my dating in the workplace. I’m from CT and the restaurant I was a manager at was opening one in W. Springfield MA (Massatwoshits) yes affectionately named by me. So getting the drift me around 25, single in an area that I do not know anyone….. In the beginning I helped open the restaurant so my days were occupied. Well after about a year when things started settling down….. I needed my time to be occupied by other things…. yes I needed to get laid….. The only people I knew were the people I worked with….. and yes we had a lot of beautiful women working for me. I was friendly with all but one I did the most flirting with definitely reciprocated and she had that Ken come Eff me look in her eyes… Me I had that look all over my body… So yes we went out for drinks and went back to her place…

Well went right to her room and went right at it…I think the both of us were needing and wanting it I ripped her stockings right off her body and she just forgot to unbutton my shirt and popped all my buttons right off….. OMG talk about two youngsters in heat…. well I should have known when I started hearing

“Fiddle music emanating from her lower unit I could be in trouble……. What did you say Charlie?”

 

I don’t remember when I noticed more importantly started itching like crazy but I was taking a shower getting ready to go into work when I got out I looked in my area that does some of my thinking and I saw a bunch of black spots…. HMMMM am I getting a bunch of freckles that are itching… I started picking at them and one came off in my hand I immediately stared into the mirror with this look on my face

 OMG

I saw little feet on the end of this Freckle……… Holy Shit  I got

Crabs …. yea it was cheesy using Charlie Daniels “Devil went down to Georgia” for fiddle music…. for “Fiddler Crabs” .. but didn’t know what else to do or use…. shoot me then

 

I have never been sooo mortified or embarrassed what do I  do have to go to work….. Think quick Ken…OH maybe some alcohol on them will kill them…. Shit no Vodka or Gin in the house…..HMMM… OH thats right “Aftershave Cologne” has alcohol in it…. Now thank God my roommate used it…. Poured in the “Crab Farm area”… Not too stupid burned like hell…Well maybe a good thing meaning if it stings it must be killing the…. NO such luck all I got was bunch of now Drunken Itchy Crabs

   

 Now It is about a 20 minute drive from my apartment to the restaurant….. I am itching and I probably had a weird look on my face to the cars driving by me…..what else can I do…. finally get to work and am sooo embarassed….Only saving grace the girl (woman) I was given this gift from was not working….. now I had to greet, talk to customers and deal with the staff…. I had to constantly run and go into the office and scratch….. OMG… I am so mortified and the worst part of this is when guys scratch certain areas things happen so I was walking around and hiding with I do not know else to explain except with a “semi”….. Now one of the waiters was a male nurse and going to school to be a doctor…. So with much trepidation and embarrassment explained my dilemma… He laughed and told me to get which I affectionately called “Crab Off” from over the counter at the Pharmacy…… It is a medicated shampoo product…. So got home immediately took a shower with my new best friend “Crab Off” thank god it worked the bad boys just died and fell off and went down the drain.

Well it kind of got uncomfortable after that for me….. Maybe I didn’t handle it right but I just stopped talking to her and she was all upset not understanding and professing all types of mushy stuff to me…… now in my mind…. How could she not know about this and not tell me. I gave her the cold shoulder… maybe wrong but I felt betrayed and all that.

My Friendly Words Of Advise to all “If you are about to have Sex and you either hear Charlie Daniels “Fiddle music or the theme from “Finding Nemo” immediately start to do the backstroke and get out of the water”